omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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