Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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