There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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