How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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