I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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