Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
they're like a gay fantastic four
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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