she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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