lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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