things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm like, not good at living.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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