he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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