considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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