Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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