I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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