Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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