we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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