i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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