You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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