if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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