Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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