She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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