i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I love you.
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