How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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