But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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