The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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