im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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