If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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