I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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