So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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