Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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