They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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