I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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