so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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