Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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