I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My penis needs a shock collar
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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