oh god the rape fog is back!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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