Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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