nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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