i just google imaged poop.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
