Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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