If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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