Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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