it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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