I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
