In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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