Porn is love you can see.
the day after is always just damage control
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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