Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize