that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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