i can't believe i had my finger in that
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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