With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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