I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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