Do you still have your period?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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