You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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