theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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