Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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