On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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